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Marc

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Dooh!
« on: September 11, 2016, 06:27:38 PM »
An Austria man hands in his lottery ticket and is on the way home when he meets a fairy. She says, 'Good man, you got a free wish, make it worthwhile'

'Great' he replies, 'I'd like to see next weeks newspaper'

She waves her wand and there it is.

He opens it, checks his ticket and mutters ' Damn, again only one correct number'

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Re: Dooh!
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2016, 08:59:00 PM »
  ;D ;D
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Re: Dooh!
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2016, 09:45:03 PM »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Dooh!
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2016, 11:24:59 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: